lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hurt is your funny bone! we got more laughs than a clown convention and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those boring protests in bangladesh. build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge our admin to a dance-off!

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and have a blast! plus, our server is so lit, it’s hotter than a dragon’s breath!

join now and see why everyone is talking about our server! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away. but seriously, who’s allergic to fun? not you, that’s for sure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Gods Slained: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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