JobQuittersMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4854	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9533	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7176	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	9364
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Buildings Constructed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3