Jobocalypse in 5-10 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brown Women Quest America 1.20.3

1.20.3, America, American society, BROWN, Brown women, cultural dynamics, deportation, Desperation, Diversity, Exploitation, Gender Roles, immigration, immigration policies, Interracial Relationships, Marriage, marriage market, opportunities, Quest, relationships, Robots, Social Issues, societal norms, white husbands, Women

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a crazy circus in there!

We got brown women running around, looking for white husbands to avoid getting deported!

And guess what? The robots are just standing there, not doing anything to seize this epic opportunity!

You gotta see it to believe it, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold!

PotHeadz Minecraft Server

alcohol theft, community donations, disgusting living conditions, feces in house, hoarder, hygiene problems, landlord issues, living with disability, Minecraft, moving out, physical disability, PotHeadz, rat infestation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate issues, roommate neglect, Server, shared living space, spoiled food, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Items Found:	3143	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as living with Alex? Look no further! Our server is filled with hoarders, rat infestations, and even feces-covered towels! Join us for a wild ride of stolen alcohol, rotting food, and constant drama. Who needs a clean and organized server when you can have all this madness instead? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! Remember, it’s not about being understanding, it’s about embracing the chaos!

NecklaceGateCraft

Abbott Lyon, Apology, Argument, Attention, Birthday, Boyfriend, christmas, COPIED, Hints, instagram, made for you, Necklace, NecklaceGateCraft, personal charms, Quality, self centred, silver, sister, special thing, Stole, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	4439
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t exist unless it’s in the form of building a giant statue of your sister’s Abbott Lyon necklace! Join us for a chance to show off your unique creations and personal charms, just like the ones on that necklace that caused a rift between siblings.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Who knew a simple necklace could cause such chaos? But here, we embrace the chaos and turn it into something beautiful.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond charm that will make your sister jealous all over again. Just remember, in this world, the only drama is the drama you build.

TownHumorMinecraftSMP

amusement, Chuckle, city, Community, funny, humorous street names, jest, Laughter, local landmarks, Neighborhood, quirky, residential areas, road signs, Smile, street signs, TOWN, TownHumorMinecraftSMP, Unique, urban development, Urban planning, WIT

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	3413	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have streets named after famous Minecraft mobs like Creeper Lane and Enderman Avenue. But wait, it gets even better – we also have a street called Potato Street because one time a player accidentally planted a potato and it grew into a giant potato that took over the whole street! It’s like a potato apocalypse, but in a funny way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Nudity Prohibited

acceptance, body image, comfort level, Confidence, cultural beliefs, Expression, freedom, individual choice, Legal, modesty, nudity, nudity taboo, personal boundaries, personal comfort, PIXEL, Prohibited, public nudity, self esteem, self-consciousness, shame, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Farms Harvested:	782
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9888	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Activist, anti-government, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, democracy movement, Free Russia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Minecraft, Navalny, Navalny’s Widow, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political activism, political change, protest, putin, russia, Server, social justice

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for a ‘free’ Russia like Navalny’s widow! We got crazy battles, like fighting off zombie Putin clones and building statues of Navalny out of diamond blocks! Join us and be part of the revolution, comrades! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the Ender Dragon and bring true freedom to the land of Minecraft! So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Mother Russia proud!

Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United

Accountability, BolsoBashers, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilians, Corruption, current events, Democracy, democracy at work, democracy in action, Democraftia, Government, Impeachment, leadership, News, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Politics, PROTESTS, south america, strength, United

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server!

Fish Follower Frenzy

Animal Behavior, Behavior, bream, Communication, diver, diver interaction, Fish, fish behavior, fish intelligence, fish research, fish study, Follower, Frenzy, human-fish interaction, humans, intelligence, marine life, recognition, researchers, study, Training, Treats, Wild fish

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	2916	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, 283408, 30045188y629800899405989966998947, banner, Cases, cases for each player, cases for parkour, Donations, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, love, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, player, Server, Servers, Storage, TrulyMine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	1288	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

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Lasergurkenland

32gb ram, 5 year old world, Anarchy, big farms, Domain, Empty, free, Hosted, i7-6700HQ, Large farms, Lasergurkenland, latest java version, No Lag, No Rules, Private, Public, pure vanilla, TerraByte, Updating, vanilla minecraft, Zillyhuhn

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5277	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ores Mined:	2045
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Lasergurkenland Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public pure vanilla server without rules
World Reset	Not reset since launch in 2020
World Size	2 terabyte
Rules	No rules at all
Server Specs	i7-6700HQ (8) @ 3.500GHz, 32GB of RAM
Access	lgl.zillyhuhn.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no rules against griefing
Can players create their own factions or groups?	Players are free to create their own factions or groups
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome
Are there any banned items or activities?	No, all items and activities are allowed
How often is the server updated to the latest java version?	The server is always updated to the latest java version

Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	2019	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	1775	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	532	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3214	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Animals Bred:	73
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3499
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7