JoblessJokesterCraft

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3254	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	631
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7195	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Towns Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6830	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	913596	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Potions Brewed:	117	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	2152

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.