JoblessJokesterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Potions Brewed:	77	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7070	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ores Mined:	9156	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	271
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

Figure, Green.., Minecraft, Server, Stick.

Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ores Mined:	7367
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7