JoblessJokesterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2954	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1538	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	895812

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5254	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Items Found:	5718
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	530
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7728
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1