JoblessJokesterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AutisticSisMCServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1169

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockPartyFamVacay

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Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyNostalgia

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4577
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	3996	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Star Shards Collected:	291
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9974	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39