JoblessHubbyNoMore

Allowance, bookkeeping, cash advances, Collections, credit cards, daycare, Drinking, freedom, housework, husband, Job, JoblessHubbyNoMore, Kids, maternity leave, nannies, Nurse, odd hours, postpartum, refusing, SAHM, stay-at-home dad, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).

Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?

Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed successful artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. Known for their luxurious and opulent brand image, MMG has released numerous hit albums and singles, solidifying their place in the hip-hop industry. With a roster of talented artists and a strong presence in the music scene, MMG continues to be a powerhouse in the rap world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ENDOS SMP

Adventure, BUILD, children, Community, Creative, Educational, Engaging, Explore, Fun, Gaming, kid friendly, learn, Minecraft, Moderation, online safety, Platform, PvP, Safe, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, young players

Creative and Survival Kid-friendly Minecraft Server designed for young players of all ages. We strive to provide a safe, engaging, and educational platform for children to explore, build, and learn. Our carefully moderated environment allows kids to unleash their creativity in Minecraft while fostering online safety. Join us at EndossMP for an exciting Minecraft adventure that combines fun and learning!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	1325
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mistysmountain

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Compatible, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, MISTYS, Mistysmountain, Mountain, multiplayer, Open, Plugins, Public, Server, Survival, Visit, Warps

Misty’s mountain is open to the public ! We have warps and simple plugins to match your needs . Come visit and see what we’re all about! Bedrock and Java compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Come join Felis & Fable for the purrfectly fun adventure! Noobs welcome! 🐱✨

Adventure, brewing potions, claim clocks, Claims, Discord, fable, FANTASY, felis, Fishing, Fun, Golden Shovel, Join, Keep Inventory, Kits, mailboxes, Medieval, Mining, Mods, Noobs, Player Shops, Player Vaults, Purrfectly, resource packs, Shops, smp, teleports, Vanilla, Warps

Felis & Fable Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

Protected Homes	Stake your claims with a golden shovel. Earn claim clocks or purchase more to set teleports to up to 10 different homes.
Keep Inventory	Don’t lose your stuff!
Server-Wide Warps	Set up to 10 warps to your shops, homes, or notable locations to share with others.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get on our whitelist. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

Do I need to use resource packs and mods?

For the best experience and to see the server as intended, we highly recommend using our resource packs and mods. However, they are not required to play on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Steam, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so wacky that you’ll find yourself questioning reality as you navigate through it. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering – it’s known to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

2. The Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is a wild ride where you never know who (or what) you’ll encounter. From dancing llamas to singing creepers, this railway line will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in the chaos).

3. Our Target Extraction missions are like no other. Ever wanted to battle a giant octopus with a laser beam attached to its head? Well, now’s your chance! Join the fight against the ID & E.G.O known as [Ryoshu] and prepare for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft career.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. See you in the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	224	Falling into the Void:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lost Euro Memories Minecraft SMP

adoption, consequences, Currency, economic impact, EURO, Europe, european union, Financial Stability, Globalization, History, Identity, integration, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, monetary policy, Nostalgia, Politics, regret, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, Unity

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the villagers and the pillagers as they fight for control of the server. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the adoption of the Euro by Europe – let’s just say it involves secret underground bunkers and a plot to turn all the diamonds into emeralds. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

bed frame, BedrockBuddies, BEDROOM, blankets, BOXES, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, comforter, dust bunnies, forgotten items, hidden treasures, mattress, Minecraft, Monsters, organization, pillows, SHEETS, Shoes, Sleep, smp, Storage, under the bed

Have you ever wondered what’s lurking under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll find out! We have a secret underground base filled with mythical creatures, treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Join us if you dare to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath your bed…and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InsomniaCraft

bedtime routine, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness

Join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is so exciting and addictive, you’ll never want to sleep again. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. Our moderators are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your fun. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to sleep forever!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1187	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3031
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Imperionis

alliances, Armies, borders, command, Conquer, conqueror, Defeat, Discord, Earth, Europe, historical, History, leader, military conflicts, napoleonic wars, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Towny, Victory, War

INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nasty SMP

1.21.1, age-friendly, application, Community, Discord, Events, Griefing, HACKING, ingame name, java, Lax, Minecraft, Nasty, Players, Plugins, rules, semi-active, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Nasty SMP is a new 1.21.1 Minecraft sever. It is a whitelisted java server looking for new semi-active members to join in order to grow the community.

The server is mostly vanilla with a couple quality of life plugins to make traveling easier. The server is mostly run by the players who it change by natural ingame events or polls run in the discord.

If your interested in joining the server first click the link bellow and join the discord, than fill out a short application and finally tell us your ingame name.

We accept all ages and are pretty lax on the the rules for the most part except when it comes to hacking (xray, crystal aura, etc), hardcore griefing (if both players agree to do something than its fine), along with some other things illustrated in the discord.

Thank you for reading this, and we look forward to hearing from you soon!

https://discord.gg/gUTy4K2DjW

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Join Blue Horizon MC for a wave of fun with custom tools, epic spawners, and more surprises!🌊

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, claim flags, Custom, Custom Enchants, Discord, Epic, Fun, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Join, Land claiming, mythical crate, player-driven economy, smp, Spawners, Surprises, Tools, vote crate, WAVE, Website

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Dynamic Survival Experience	Enjoy Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Access Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, and more.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly rotating Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade in shops, create your own shop, and participate in the server’s economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with unique perks and rewards for progression.

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server FAQ

What is Blue Horizon?

Blue Horizon is a vibrant SMP Minecraft server that offers a dynamic survival experience with custom features and content.

When was Blue Horizon launched?

Blue Horizon was launched in August of 2024.

What features does Blue Horizon offer?

Blue Horizon offers Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Custom items/tools/armors, Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crate Rewards, Player-Driven Economy, and In-Game Ranks.

How can I join Blue Horizon?

You can join Blue Horizon by visiting their website at https://blue-horizon.tebex.io/ or through their Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net.

Is there a Blue Horizon Discord server?

Yes, Blue Horizon has a Discord server. You can join it at https://discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7620	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, La Familia Family Love Relationships Hispanic Culture Unity Support Bond Traditions Values Generations Heritage Connection Bloodline Loyalty Togetherness Strength Legacy Close-knit, Minecraft, Party, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because La Familia is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server and become part of the craziest family in the Minecraft world. We have llama rodeos every Saturday, where you can show off your mad llama riding skills and compete for the title of Llama King or Queen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our weekly treasure hunts where you can search for hidden loot in the depths of our custom-made dungeons. Just watch out for the evil Potato King who guards the most valuable treasures with his army of killer potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join La Familia today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cried Today Minecraft SMP – Oshi Loss Feels

Closure, COMEBACK, coping, cried, crying, emotional, Fan, feelings, Feels, Graduation, healing, HEARTBREAK, Idol, idol culture, losing oshi, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, Oshi, Recovery, Sadness, smp, Support, Termination, Today

Are you tired of losing your Minecraft oshi? Do you find yourself shedding tears over your terminated oshis? Well, fear not, because on our server, oshis never truly leave you! Join us and experience the magical resurrection of your oshi in the most unexpected ways. From oshis returning as powerful bosses to guiding you through epic quests, our server is truly a haven for all oshi enthusiasts. So come on, join us and never worry about losing your oshi again!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Enchantments Applied:	243
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MethHeadMansion Minecraft Server

9mm, big boy voice, criminal trespassing, Demon, firm boundaries, high school, Junkie, meth head, methamphetamine, MethHeadMansion, Minecraft, neighbor, no trespassing, peace and quiet, private property, rural living, Server, trespassing, wildlife

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama and excitement? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with unwanted visitors like Methany! Our server is so exclusive, even half of our own family doesn’t know where it is located.

But don’t worry, we have a strict ‘No Trespassing’ policy just like in real life. You can practice your big boy voice and assert your dominance just like the OP did with Methany. Who knows, maybe you’ll encounter your own demon-possessed intruder looking for a hangout spot!

Join now for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you see someone lurking outside your virtual window, grab your virtual 9mm and show them who’s boss!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama

Boutonniere, Bra, Communication, CraftyCreeperHomecomingDrama, custody, DAUGHTER, ex, homecoming dress, jewelry, manicure, Memory, nursing school, paid for, receipts, Shoes, shopping, slap in the face, stepmom, ticket, tight budget, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we value open communication among players to avoid any unexpected surprises like the ones this player experienced with their ex and stepmom. Join us and never worry about someone buying a diamond sword for you without your knowledge again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can control every aspect of your adventure. No more unexpected receipts for items you didn’t even know existed – unless, of course, you want to surprise your friends with a secret gift!

So come on and join us, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored. And remember, always communicate with your fellow players before making any big decisions – unless you want to end up like this poor player, left wondering if they should just pay for the ticket. Trust us, it’s much more fun to plan your adventures together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.