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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7310 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?
Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!