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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9559	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1360	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	8173
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	958845
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	137	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	134344	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4287
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	6569
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt

Accountability, activism, Boycotts, CHANGE, CraftyTrumpMuskRevolt, Democracy, ENGAGEMENT, Government, Impact, influence, leadership, Musk, petitions, Politics, power, PROTESTS, RESPONSIBILITY, social media campaigns, trump, US citizens, Voting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of feeling powerless in the face of Trump and Musk’s shenanigans? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can literally build giant pixelated statues of them and then blow them up with TNT! That’s right, take out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment where you can watch their blocky bodies crumble to pieces. Join us now and show those billionaires who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Buildings Constructed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2