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PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magic Items Found:	3173	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	6141

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	259
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Animals Bred:	200
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3