Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 6, Page 1223 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old macaroni and cheese dinners? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special recipe that will bless your taste buds and fill your hunger bar in no time! Join us and feast on our highly nutritious, microwavable mac and cheese dinners that were sold to us by a group of friendly villagers who were having a sale. Amen to that, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. From battling giant creepers to building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate mac and cheese dinner that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Let the cheese be with you!

BroBroBlameMe Minecraft Server

academic performance, Airport Travel, BroBroBlameMe, communication breakdown, conference preparation, Confrontation, contact lenses, Emotional Abuse, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, Gaslighting, Glasses, Manipulation, Minecraft, optometrist, prescription refill, school stress, Server, sibling conflict, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and sabotage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can steal your last pair of contact lenses! Our server is filled with magical potions that can restore your vision and protect you from pesky siblings.

Embark on quests to find the elusive contact lens case and contact solution scattered throughout the land. Battle against evil mobs who try to prevent you from seeing clearly.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about being called fat or having your belongings destroyed by family members again. Join now and see the world in a whole new way – literally!

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

BarCraftersUnited

bar, bar fights, BarCraftersUnited, BIZARRE, bizarre incidents, crazy, Disturbing, drunken antics, messed up, Outrageous, shocking behavior, shocking moments, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected situations, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird encounters, Wild

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Have you ever seen a creeper walk into a bar and order a TNT shot? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday night! Join us for a wild time where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and you never know when a zombie rave party might break out. So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep on a trampoline, come join us and see what kind of craziness you can get into!

SagaSurvival

Economy, Minecraft Survival server Romanian Enchanted Economy Mines Farms Casino Friends Multiplayer Roleplaying Adventure PvP Quests Plugins Server community Events Minigames Custom content Online gaming, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Potions Brewed:	126

We are waiting for you on sagasurvival.com! This is a Romanian Minecraft survival server, but don’t worry, the server language is EN/RO. You will find unique and never-before-seen content, such as an enchanted survival server with economy, mines, farms, and more. Come play in the casino and have fun with your friends!

play.sagasurvival.com:8205

TecsusPadMine come free admin server Minecraft

Free Admin, Minecraft, Survival, TecsusPadMine, Vulture

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

TecsusPadMine

survival

free admin

vulture

TecsusPadMine.aternos.me:42359

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, animated, animation, Anime, Character, ecchi, Ethereal, FANTASY, fantasy girl, Fap, fictional character, girl, Haven, hentai, Japanese culture, Last, long tail, Manga, Otaku, sexual content, tags, waifu

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	7758

Bro, forget about that for a sec and listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonders where you can build whatever the heck you want!

I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.

And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.

DALL-E 3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic expression, bing.com, computer vision, Create, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design inspiration, digital art, Epic, Image Generation, image manipulation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural network, smp, Technology, visual creativity, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	6385

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where you can ride pigs into battle, fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

QuirkyQT in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	143	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.

2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.

4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Votes:	2662	Enchantments Applied:	290
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!