Jobless in Minecraft: Hubby’s Dilemma

yooooooo listen up, gamer legends!!! 😜🤪 you gotta JOIN this minecraft server, like RIGHT NOW, or you’ll regret it like that time your dog ate your homework but then turned into a dragon!!! 🐉💥

first off, we got this magical village where the cows are actually secret agents working for a cheese conspiracy 🤯🧀. they’ve got like, hidden treasures and stuff – and if u can find the rare diamond cheeseburger, you AUTOMATICALLY become the queen or king of the land!!! 👑

but wait, that’s not all!!! there’s also this legendary cave where if you mine the blocks in JUST the right order, you summon a giant squid that gives you ALL the diamonds in the universe…and also does your taxes!!! 🦑💎💰 you heard me! NO MORE tax returns, just epic loot!!!

ohhhhh and don’t forget about our super cool cactus garden, it’s like a reality show but with cactus people and drama 😱🌵!!! they fight over who’s the best at spitting out needles and like, you get to vote!!! VOTE FOR UR FAV CACTUS! your vote could save a cactus life!! 🌱

and don’t even get me started on the mystical watermelons that shoot fire 💦🔥!!! if you eat one, you can shoot FIREBALLS outta your hands and become the ultimate hero or villain or whatever u wanna be!!! 🦸‍♂️🔥🔥 or just make some epic fruit salad. whichever.

btw, if you find a unicorn, you gotta PUMP IT UP with some magical soda and it will give you a ride to the moon!!! 🌙🦄 and then you can lay on the moon and just LAUGH at all the noobs who didn’t join our server!!! HA HA HA!

so join us or forever be known as that one person who missed out on a chance to become a legendary cheeseburger queen or king, riding a fireball-shooting unicorn 🦄 and chillin’ with secret-agent cows!!! don’t be that person, fam. 🚀💖

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  • Legendary Semi-Vanilla SMP Since 2010

    Legendary Semi-Vanilla SMP Since 2010

    MineRealm is a public SMP server that has been online since 2010 and a lot of players have joined over the years. It feels like a long term survival place where people actually stick around and build a real community.

    The world is a smaller map that expands over time and new land generates on the latest Minecraft version. The server tries to stay close to vanilla but it also has some custom plugins that add extra community stuff.

    It is 100 percent legit survival with no pay to win and no item spawning. Builds are meant to be safe because there is a classic plot system plus grief protection using CoreProtect.

    There are no world resets so anything you build can stay. The world is player built with no spawned in hubs or prefab structures and there is public infrastructure to help players grow over time.

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  • Otherworld 1.20 Modded RPG Adventure

    Otherworld 1.20 Modded RPG Adventure

    This is a modded Minecraft 1.20 server called Otherworld and it is built for stable play with a real progression feel. It runs on dedicated hardware in Europe and it also uses a proxy tunnel through Germany to help players from far away get better ping.

    The server has RP Enhanced and extra mods like Lootr and Voice Chat. Teleports are restricted so you are pushed to travel using spells waystones and elytras. You start with free waystones and you can also get free bandage kits every 12 hours.

    It leans hard into fantasy stuff with races and classes plus RPG leveling. The world has fantasy worldgen and biomes and you can run into things like orcs goblins and dragons. It also includes Minecolonies with the Byzantine Styles Pack and Immersive Quests.

    It started on February 15th and it is not pay2win. The server stays up as long as at least one player is active and it rotates the modpack after it goes inactive.

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  • Bedrock Vanilla Survival No Fancy Spawn

    Bedrock Vanilla Survival No Fancy Spawn

    I found a Bedrock server on v1.26 that is run by the owner. It is just basic Minecraft and it is for people who like vanilla survival.

    There is no fancy spawn and nothing extra added. You just join and play like normal.

    You do have to fill out a quick application in the Discord first then you can get in.

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  • Rattata SMP Pure Vanilla Survival

    Rattata SMP Pure Vanilla Survival

    Rattata SMP is a mature community survival server that tries to stay as close to vanilla as possible. It runs on Paper and it lets both Java and Bedrock players play together.

    The rules are simple and it is mostly just do not grief and use common sense. There is no teleporting and nothing weird like changed loot tables or custom world generation. It is just basic vanilla survival with other people.

    The server is on hard difficulty and it has 33 percent player sleep. There is a live map and the server is whitelist only. Simple voice mod is optional and CoreProtect is there with /co i to help with investigations.

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  • Semi Vanilla SMP Starting Soon

    Semi Vanilla SMP Starting Soon

    I found a small semi vanilla SMP that is being tested right now

    They plan to fully start in about a week so it feels like a good time to get in early and be part of the first group

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