Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 48 Farms Harvested: 693
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Alien Abductions: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Animals Bred: 167
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ores Mined: 2377
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2421 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Potions Brewed: 137
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Farms Harvested: 483

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2433 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1608 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magic Items Found: 4705
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Crops Grown: 9034
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6950
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SuperCrafters United

    SuperCrafters United
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock your inner superhero! Choose from a variety of superpowers like flying, teleportation, or even shooting lasers from your eyes (watch out for creepers!).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. No problem! Just activate your super strength and send those undead baddies flying.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who hold the key to unlimited riches. Trade with them for rare items and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Who needs a cape when you have superpowers and talking animals on your side?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Animals Bred: 116
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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