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Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4176
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8335
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 6219
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8582
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1669
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4369
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Crops Grown: 6720
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 9969
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6596
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2057
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Enchantments Applied: 206
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Emeralds Found: 4249
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5255
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Votes: 6968
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 2063
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3130
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ores Mined: 9410
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5308
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1868 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2500
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1287
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6857
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Farms Harvested: 250 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 292 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 35644 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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