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ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	723536	Dragon Eggs Found:	581

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	240	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	132
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	89
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9396

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	2877
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8