| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8819 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 123 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4950 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7123 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5433 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7449 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8072 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 131 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 87376 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3935 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Votes: | 2012 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 909 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5957 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2759 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9788 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5643 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9730 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2042 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9838 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7076 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3121 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3494 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
