| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9910 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9470 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7749 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6640 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 880 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5777 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1511 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5317 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5960 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8904 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1635 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8442 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7492 |
| Crops Grown: | 1666 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3567 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 171 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7251 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8423 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2005 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7769 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8457 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 159 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 2035 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 666 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6646 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
