| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7100 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1944 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3706 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3675 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9509 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6067 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3505 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 171 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7928 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1290 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 717 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2766 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8247 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9290 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1572 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8539 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7889 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3743 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6390 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8160 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
