Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

console gaming, Controllers, gamer dads, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming industry, gaming technology, gaming trends, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, surely, video games, Xbox, Xbox controllers, xbox exclusives, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1323
Emeralds Found:	7777	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.