Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FatherInLawCraft

    FatherInLawCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

    Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

    So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

    And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GreekPixelmon Survival

    GreekPixelmon Survival

    GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

    GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

    What awaits you on our server?

    PvP Arenas

    Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

    Economy

    Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

    Jail

    Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

    Features of our server:

    Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

    Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

    Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

    Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

    Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Date Night Minecraft Server

    Date Night Minecraft Server
    So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FrescaGate Daycare

    FrescaGate Daycare
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

    Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

    With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4245 Crops Grown: 2904

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!

    CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!
    Are you tired of choosing between money and family in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to choose at all! Join us and build a mansion made of diamonds for your family while swimming in a pool of emeralds. Who needs money when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually your long-lost cousin looking for a family reunion. Join now for a chance to reunite with your dragon kin and become the richest family in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

    KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

    Server Overview

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
    Apply here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server to ensure a safe and cultural fitting environment. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and methods to protect from griefing.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics
    • Decently sized shopping area with player created shops
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for protection
    • Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
    • Part of a growing network with additional servers
    • External community resources like Discord and a wiki

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    If you want to play Minecraft with friends or solo, this server is a great choice for you.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the AussieSMP server?

    To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelist-based, so applications are necessary.

    2. Is the server purely vanilla?

    The server has some extra features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it’s not a completely pure vanilla experience.

    3. What is the server’s location?

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia.

    4. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable environment. Not following the rules may result in removal from the community.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan is not just a country, it’s a way of life! Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of the rising sun in pixelated glory.

    Ever wanted to ride a giant sushi roll through a field of cherry blossoms? Well, now you can! Our server offers unique custom mounts that will have you zipping through the landscape like a true samurai.

    But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, they make Godzilla vs King Kong look like a friendly game of tag. Test your skills against other players in epic duels that will leave you breathless (and possibly in need of a new keyboard).

    And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games. From sumo wrestling with creepers to karaoke nights in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Japan like never before – just don’t be surprised if you end up craving ramen for the rest of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

    Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to see the most outrageous pics that cucks have sent of their girls – we’re talking full-on collections of their favorite snaps! It’s like a virtual peep show, but with pixelated blocks instead of real people. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a scandalous adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?

    SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fighting you’ll see is in epic PvP battles! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure.

    Need a break from dealing with your wife’s siblings and their never-ending arguments? Look no further! Our server provides a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand or engage in some friendly banter.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where sending a group text doesn’t result in a family feud? Where surgery updates are met with excitement instead of estate disputes? Only here, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build.

    Don’t be the “asshole” in your family, join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind! Who knew escaping reality could be this much fun?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 437944 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

    JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the chickens are secretly plotting world domination. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing for days? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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