Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5861	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

animal rights, cruelty free, environmentalism, ethical eating, Minecraft, plant based diet, smp, vegan activism, vegan community, vegan culture, vegan food, vegan health, vegan lifestyle, vegan movement, vegan recipes, veganism, veganism beliefs, veganism benefits, veganism challenges, veganism impact, veganism philosophy, veganism trends

Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	7006	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Buildings Constructed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

console gaming, Controllers, gamer dads, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming industry, gaming technology, gaming trends, humor, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, surely, video games, Xbox, Xbox controllers, xbox exclusives, Xbox Series S, Xbox Series X

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8826	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ores Mined:	1983
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

bizarre behavior, bizarre neighbors, eccentric behavior, eccentric neighbors, Minecraft, NeighborlyMischief, neighbours, odd habits, odd neighbors, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, peculiar neighbors, quirky behavior, quirky habits, quirky neighbors, smp, strange behavior, strange neighbors, unusual activities, unusual habits, unusual neighbors, weird habits, weird neighbors

Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

BeliefCraft, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, funny memories, growing up, hindsight, hindsight humor, learning experiences, looking back, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, Nether, ridiculous beliefs, santa, silly beliefs

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2125
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!