Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life! Just remember, everything you do on our server is three times more epic than on any other server – so get ready to have a blast!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

animal rights, cruelty free, environmentalism, ethical eating, Minecraft, plant based diet, smp, vegan activism, vegan community, vegan culture, vegan food, vegan health, vegan lifestyle, vegan movement, vegan recipes, veganism, veganism beliefs, veganism benefits, veganism challenges, veganism impact, veganism philosophy, veganism trends

Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1674
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

Asia, College party, CraftyRacism, Crush, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, East Asian, exposing racism, frat party, Fraternity, geisha, microaggressions, Minecraft, party invitation, party outfit, party planning, party theme, racism, racism in college, racist party, Server, social justice, white privilege

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

aita, apartment, Breakup, CAR, dick move, distraught, DRIVE, DURATION, ex girlfriend, ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL, family, Fight, Friends, get together, LEAVING, Major, Mixed responses, OBLIGATION, Petty, Save, Uber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2577	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

alibi, crime, Criminal Psychology, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, motive analysis, motive assessment, motive deduction, motive examination, motive exploration, motive inquiry, motive reasoning, motive research, motive speculation, motive study, Mystery, smp, suspects

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Potions Brewed:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

bridezilla, casual attire, Country Life, Cousins wedding, Cowboy boots, cowboy boots controversy, dress code, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, fashion choice., formal wear, Minecraft, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding attire, wedding attire debate, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, YeehawCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.