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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runes Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 149
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Enchantments Applied: 148 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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