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Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1533
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	1949	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2478
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	576

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	9297
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	493729

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	1370	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	9798	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13