come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.
once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.
we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.
so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.
November 19, 2024
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8732 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3223 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
