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PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7171	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	4771	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	191
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	3917
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	3757
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mines Excavated:	4645	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

StrangerCraft SMP: PathCrosser

brief encounters, brief interactions, casual encounters, chance meetings, daily encounters, daily interactions, everyday encounters, fleeting connections, fleeting moments, human connections, passing glances, passing strangers, PathCrosser, personal reflections, public spaces, random encounters, shared moments, smp, social thoughts, stranger encounters, StrangerCraft, unfamiliar faces, unknown faces

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.

You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a never-ending party where everyone is invited. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers.

And don’t even get me started on the community. We’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We share memes, trade rare items, and even have our own language made up of Minecraft emojis.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer the blocky world together. Remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are even more valuable. Let’s goooo! 🚀🐷💎 #MinecraftSMPFamForever

ResolutionCraft2022

Accountability, achievement, Commitment, Consistency, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, habits, lifestyle change, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Reflection, ResolutionCraft2022, self improvement, self-discipline, success, transformation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	852
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolution to be more adventurous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are. Say goodbye to boring resolutions and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this the best year ever!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

command post, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military conflict, military confrontation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, security concerns, Server, strikes, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in the Kursk region! build your base, gather resources, and launch air strikes on your enemies! who will come out on top in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! we promise explosions, drama, and maybe even some peace talks over a cup of virtual tea. come join the chaos today!

Homicide-Free Craft 2024

2024.., achievement, central america, Community, Craft, Crime Prevention, crime rate, el salvador, Government, HomicideFree, homicides, Justice, law enforcement, Peace, progress, Public Safety, record low, Safety, SECURITY, statistics, success, violence reduction

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ores Mined:	4162	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	216	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have less homicides than el salvador in 2024! u wont get stabbed while mining for diamonds here, just watch out for creepers! our community is so chill, even the zombies are friendly! come build ur dream castle and slay dragons with ur new besties! who needs el salvador when u can have this much fun in a blocky world? come join us now!

MineFit: CardioCraft – Reduce Disease!

150 minutes per week, active lifestyle, Cancer, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease risk, diabetes, Disease, disease prevention, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, Long-term Health, lower risk, MineFit, moderate intensity, physical activity, Prevention, Reduce, research, respiratory disease, statistically significant, vigorous intensity, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can BURN CALORIES by mining and building all day long! research found that playing on our server for at least 150 minutes a week can lower your risk of getting 19 chronic diseases like heart disease, cancer, and even diabetes! so come on and join us for some virtual exercise and stay healthy while having a BLAST!

Foxden

Chipped, Community, Discord, Foxden, Framed, Griefing, Industrial Foregoing, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, Magic, Minecraft, Minigame, Modded, Mods, PvP, rftools, rules, Server, Silent tools, stealing, Tech, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3918
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5265
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

About Us
Foxden is our small java server and community that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We recently finished our 1.21.1 world and lots of our members wanted something new so for this next world it’s completely modded. We focused a lot of the mods on QOL and decorative stuff, but also wanted some sense of power and progression so we have a few tech/magic mods. A few standout examples are Industrial foregoing, RFtools, Iron’s spells n’ spellbooks, Silent tools, Framed, Chipped, and much more (106 in total!). We also plan on adding a few more mods when they update for the version we’re on.
Rules
Must be a member of the discord, speaking in it is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism or anything that could be considered abuse No IRL politics, No controversial subjects, Nothing NSFW (all to be decided at mods discretion) No griefing, including modifying, damaging, killing animals or anything of that nature No stealing No using Farms or villagers without permission or if marked as public No PvP/killing unless it’s during a minigame or with consent from both parties Inactivity for 3+ months could result in your property being transferred to moderator control (Exception can be granted if you talk to a moderator about it) Leaving the discord or being banned will speed up the process of rule 7 Upon breaking rules it is the moderator discretion to either warn, Temp ban or Perma Ban
How to Join
Join our Discord, read our rules channel, react to the message at the bottom and then put your minecraft name inside the whitelist channel. https://discord.gg/QuXWjEGy

FAQ

1. Is speaking in the Discord mandatory?

No, speaking in the Discord is optional, but being a member of it is required.

2. Can I grief or steal on the server?

No, griefing, stealing, or any form of intentional destruction is not allowed on the server.

3. What happens if I break a rule?

Depending on the severity of the rule broken, moderators may issue a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban.

4. How can I become whitelisted on the server?

To become whitelisted, join the Discord server, read the rules, react to the message at the bottom, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

5. Are pranks allowed on the server?

Pranks are allowed as long as they do not disrupt or ruin another player’s work. Use common sense and be respectful to others.

Players:	97/500	Votes:	8604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3