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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2147 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!