JesusCraft: Where even creepers say their prayers!

Beliefs, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, Christian influence, Christian traditions, Christian values, Christianity, Christianity in modern society, Christianity in society, Christianity in the West, Christianity in Western culture, CREEPERS, cultural Christianity, culture, JesusCraft, Prayers, Religion, society, Traditions, VALUES, Western countries

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how Christian western countries really are! Our server is so Christian, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.

We have churches made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can attend virtual sermons and confess their virtual sins. Our moderators dress up as priests and bless players with enchanted items for good luck in their virtual adventures.

But beware, if you don’t follow the Ten Commandments of our server, you might end up in virtual hell, where the only way out is to mine your way through a maze of obsidian blocks.

So come on, join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only way to survive is through faith and redstone!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5085	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Crops Grown:	5645	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	212
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8359
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	173339
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Potions Brewed:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Farms Harvested:	103	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6808	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?