Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.