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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3366 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 327639 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?