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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2994 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!
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