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Jess Salgueiro Minecraft SMP Fan Club

Jess Salgueiro Minecraft SMP Fan Club

New Minecraft Servers

Oh my Notch, have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a cross between the Nether and the End, with a sprinkle of craziness thrown in for good measure!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers fighting over who gets to rule the server. Rumor has it that the winner will be crowned the new server king and get a diamond crown to wear while strutting around like a boss.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have to decipher cryptic clues written in enchantment table language to find hidden loot chests filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because actress Jess Salgueiro herself plays on our server as a secret character named “Creeper Queen.” She’s known for pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players and blowing up their builds with TNT while cackling maniacally in the chat.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness of our Minecraft SMP server. And who knows, you might even get a chance to team up with the legendary Creeper Queen herself and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting players of our server.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

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    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

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    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

    NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

    But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

    So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BulkBlocksRUs

    BulkBlocksRUs

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    In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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