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Blocky News Network Minecraft Server

alternative news, blocky, cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, fact-checking, fake news, independent journalism, Jewish, Jewish influence, mainstream media, Media bias, media control, media deception, media literacy, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Network, News, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, truth-seeking

Are you tired of being fed lies by the mainstream media? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the truth is stranger than fiction! Our server is run by a group of conspiracy theorists who believe that the government is controlled by lizard people and that the moon landing was faked by aliens. But hey, at least our server has killer PvP battles and a thriving economy based on trading rare Pepe memes. So come join us and uncover the real truth behind the blocky facade of Minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5622
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	434
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, depression, Disrespect, emergency refill, family, financial struggle, Help, holistic medicine, insurance, judgment, medication, meds, mental health, overreacting, pharmaceutical, Rent, RentACreeper, selfish, sister, TOXIC, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mines Excavated:	3122

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CreepyCraft SMP: Fear Facts

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, fact, facts, fear, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Nightmarish, petrifying, Phobia, Scares, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing is running out of diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is filled with creepy facts that will make your hair stand on end! Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked by haunted caves, ghostly mobs, and mysterious disappearances of players who dared to venture too far into the unknown. But don’t worry, we have plenty of laughs and fun times too, so come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

brightening someone’s day, compassion, Generosity, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable, Never forget, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, simple act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment, warm gesture

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we give you a bucket of water to save you from certain death, but we’ll also throw in a free enchanted diamond pickaxe just for the laughs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable acts of kindness that will have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

What is the IP for Alumio Minecraft Server?

alumio, animation, Minecraft, minecraft movie, Server

Alumio is a leading integration platform that helps businesses streamline and automate their data exchange processes. With powerful tools and a user-friendly interface, Alumio enables seamless connectivity between various systems, applications, and software. Their platform is trusted by businesses of all sizes to improve efficiency and drive growth through effective data integration solutions.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4930
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockParty

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

BlockParty is an enhanced version of Survival Minecraft. Enjoy Minecraft to the fullest extent in this immersive multiplayer environment. Experience Minecraft the way Mojang intended it to be played with additional optimized and balanced content. We host event nights and release new content frequently, so there’s always something exciting to look forward to. We welcome all new players with open arms. If you’re looking for a new community oriented home that never resets your progress, you’ve finally found it, join the party today!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Leagcy MC

admins, Builders, Economy, Fabric Modpack, FANTASY, Hardcore, Legacy MC, Minecraft, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server

We are an all new server! Hardcore Fantasy MC Server. Make sure to have Fantasy MC Fabric Modpack installed! Looking for Admins/Builders! PVP is Allowed! Economy! Races!…

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	251	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Metaphor Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, Crafty, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MomCraft Minecraft Server

bad mom, child health, Communication, customer complaints, customer expectations, customer interaction, customer satisfaction, customer service, difficult customer, fast food, food preparation, food service, gluten-free bread, Minecraft, MomCraft, parenting, picky eater, Restaurant, rude customer, sandwich artist, Server, Subway, workplace etiquette

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic sandwich-making adventures! Our “sandwich artist” players work tirelessly to create the perfect gluten-free sandwiches, complete with extra cheese and meat galore. Watch out for the picky customers who demand all the veggies and half-off discounts for the slightest bread touch! Will you be able to satisfy their outrageous requests and keep your cool like a true sandwich artist? Join now for a chance to show off your sandwich-making skills and deal with the most demanding customers in the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	949342	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8843	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PreggoRoomieDrama

7 months along, affordable housing, aita, apartment rentals, baby daddy, cheap rent, crying, family, Lease, living standards, motherhood experience, move out, Nursery, PreggoRoomieDrama, Pregnant, refusing to move out, Rent, roommate, terrible salary, valid

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Becca’s baby daddy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?

Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WishMoreKnown – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, WishMoreKnown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive pink sheep that roams the lands. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the pink sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on their next performance? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle fit for a chicken king!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7137	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Animals Bred:	138