jermsmit | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7414	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	2310	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crops Grown:	4374
Dragon Eggs Found:	2802	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Emeralds Found:	3760
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	514
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	2896
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	125
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	3665	Votes:	8214
Star Shards Collected:	132	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	7871	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Potions Brewed:	176	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2884
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alien Abductions:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47