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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8610 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.
