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Bong Bros Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life! -
Monitor vs TV Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato screen? Do you want to experience the game in all its blocky glory? Then join our epic Minecraft SMP where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword!Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. With gaming monitors that have refresh rates faster than a creeper explosion, you’ll never miss a beat. Plus, our monitors are spyware-free, so you can mine those diamonds in peace.
Forget about playing on a TV like a noob. Our SMP is where the real gamers gather to build, mine, and prank each other with TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!
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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
Welcome to the Dragon Slaying edition of our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have actual dragons in the game that you can slay for epic loot! And by epic loot, I mean diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies.
2. Our server is so intense that it’s like playing a 3D Hentai game, but with blocky graphics and pixelated characters. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.
3. If you’re into RPGs, then you’ll love our server. We have quests, dungeons, and a whole world to explore filled with hidden treasures and dangerous monsters. It’s like being the hero in your very own video game.
4. Need a break from all the dragon slaying and questing? No problem! We have a special area on the server where you can relax and play Violated Heroine, the ultimate H-Action game. Just be prepared for some steamy encounters with NPCs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventure of your life. Just remember, things that don’t belong here include fetish discussions outside of video games, visual novels, and non-Japanese games. Let’s slay some dragons and have a blast!