Jeet’s Chat Minecraft Server

accent, Bilingual, Chat, Communication, communication difficulties, Conversation, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, Jeet, jeets, language barrier, language exchange, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, malay, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multilingual, non-native speaker, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the mobs have better communication skills than some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious misunderstandings and language barriers that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have taken up English lessons to better communicate with players. Imagine trying to negotiate with a zombie in broken English or getting lost in translation with a group of skeletons. It’s a language barrier bonanza!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of pigs who have formed their own pig Latin dialect. You’ll have to decipher their oinks and grunts to uncover hidden treasures and unlock special quests. It’s a linguistic puzzle like no other!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning your language skills, then join us today. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two along the way!

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

Assad’s Last Stand Minecraft Server

Assad dictatorship, Assads, civil war, Conflict Resolution, displaced persons, homecoming, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, peace process, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, repatriation, Server, Stand, Syria crisis, Syrian government, Syrians, war-torn country

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the land of milk and honey, but with creepers and zombies instead. We got over 115,000 Syrians returning home from the end of the Assad dictatorship, like whaaat? That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of Endermen doing the dab dance. We’ve got villages filled with villagers who are low-key obsessed with trading emeralds for useless junk. And don’t even get me started on our nether portal parties, they’re lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, just to mess with players and steal their diamonds. So if you’re into that kind of thrill, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft2020

Axios, biden, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear facilities, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraft2020, Options, Potential, presidential decisions, Reports, security threats, US attacks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	91
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear facilities like biden on a wild rampage! unleash chaos and destruction as you navigate through our insane world filled with explosions and mayhem. join now for a chance to be the next biden of minecraft!

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1778
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	6437	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	3659
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!