Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3374	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	8374
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3411	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crops Grown:	7340

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrivilegedCraft SMP

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If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.