Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	7616	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	95	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	322376
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2970
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Potions Brewed:	52	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	618	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.