JavelinCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms deal, contract, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JavelinCraft, Javelins, Military, military aid, military equipment, military procurement, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US army, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	831	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

New Minecraft Servers

lol imagine if ukraine got 4,000 javelins in minecraft instead of real life 😂 join our server and u can be the one to wield those bad boys! we got a $1.3 billion contract with the US army to make it happen 🤑 ukraine gonna be the most OP player on the server, no cap 🚫💰 come join the chaos and see what happens when ukraine gets a hold of some serious firepower in minecraft 😜 #minecraftgoals #javelinparty

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Votes:	9776	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	984918
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	573175	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8378	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Items Found:	6392
Zombie Dances:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	7601	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9423
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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