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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3021 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
