JavaJerkNoPay | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

Bocchi’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, Birthday Party, BLOCK, Bocchi the Rock, Bocchis, celebration, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, friendship, high school, Introvert, Japanese culture, KITA, LONER, Manga, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, Ryou’s birthday, school life, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, social anxiety

So, imagine this: Ryou, the birthday boy, decided to celebrate by creating the most epic Minecraft server ever. And guess what? Kita, his trusty sidekick, was there to help him every step of the way.
This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more. Ryou and Kita have hidden secret treasure chests all over the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns roam free.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ryou and Kita on their birthday adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime adaptation, Character development, character relationships, Cliffhanger, Drama, episode, Manga, manga series, Manga spoilers, Minecraft, Mystery, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot progression, plot twist, retconned, smp, spoilers, story arc, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many diamonds a player can mine in a single day? Rumor has it that the top player will be awarded a real-life diamond the size of a small car.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be warned, things may get a little… egg-citing.

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GF Scare Minecraft Server

accidental scare, Apology, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Dark, early morning, Empathy, Girlfriend, Intentions, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, morning routine, personal space, relationships, Respect, Running, scare, Server, Support, Upset, Walking

Are you tired of getting in trouble for trying to be a sweet and caring partner? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up energy in a safe and virtual environment! No more accidentally scaring your loved ones, just pure fun and chaos with fellow gamers.
Imagine a world where running to catch up to your girlfriend is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds and gold! On our server, you can sprint to your heart’s content without worrying about scaring anyone. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will appreciate your dedication to chivalry, even if your girlfriend doesn’t.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where running is not only allowed, but celebrated. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your dedication to catching up to her in the morning!

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NoMove4UAfterDitch

Accommodation, BETRAYAL, Communication, Ditched, forgiveness, friendship, Furniture, Help, hurt feelings, loyalty, Moving, NoMove4UAfterDitch, Petty, Plans, road trip, social media, Truck, Trust, Understanding, Upset, weekend getaway

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unexpected betrayals!
Join us for a server where friends don’t bail on road trips last minute and leave you hanging. Our community is full of loyal players who will never ditch you for a spur-of-the-moment adventure with someone else.

And hey, if you ever need help moving furniture in Minecraft, we’ve got your back! Our players are always willing to lend a hand, no questions asked. Plus, our virtual trucks are always ready to transport your pixelated possessions with ease.

So why wait? Join our server today for a drama-free, furniture-moving-friendly experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual community this awesome?

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DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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CraftyRoutineUpgrade

CraftyRoutineUpgrade, daily habits, daily rituals, daily routine, happiness habits, healthy habits, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, personal growth, positive habits, positive impact, productivity boost, routine change, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small changes, stress reduction, Time management, wellness practices

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).

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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

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Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

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Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

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🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

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PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

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StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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