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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	179

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2612	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	1670	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3140
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Animals Bred:	175
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	190	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ores Mined:	3422	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Votes:	3153	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Votes:	3496	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2388	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	161306
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	2732	Void Armor Forged:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11