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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5148 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4230 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!