Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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