Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dimension Hops: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mines Excavated: 4013

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 509
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 528598 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4717 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zombie Dances: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

    Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Animals Bred: 62 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you enjoy your favorite cup of coffee while you play? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.

    Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Runes Activated: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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