New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 106/500 Votes: 101
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is not female and the gossip is kept to a minimum!

Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.

With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?

New Minecraft Server
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