Java Survival: Where Creepers are your personal baristas! ☕️

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	Multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Respectful language is required in chat
No politics or other controversial topics	Avoid discussions that could lead to conflict
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair play is important on the server
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ builds and belongings
Do not build too close to other players	Give space to other players for their creations
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Create a friendly environment for all players
No advertising	Avoid promoting other servers or products

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ores Mined:	4252	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	6980	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2594	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	7846
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	4309	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Votes:	1547
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	241
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

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CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Votes:	9358	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Votes:	7633	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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