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The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Ores Mined:	1944
Potions Brewed:	146	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9795	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Votes:	4420
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Potions Brewed:	74	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1536
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7282	Votes:	2102
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8118	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3